Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Suspect #1


Real Name: Bonnie Bowes
Aliases: Kat, Anna Moss
Home Base: theturdfergusoncollective.wordpress.com
Why We Hate Her:
Bonnie is a hypocrite who started a blog to bitch about how much she hates her former best friend and roommate, blogger Kate Kotler.

The reason she is a hypocrite is because Bonnie Bowes is guilty of ALL of the things that she accuses Kate Kotler of being: a druggie, a drama queen, an attention whore, a liar and a shit starter.

The TFC blog is a lame version of Mean Girls. Bonnie and her sockpuppet boyfriend, Ben, are incapable of talking about anything other than Kate Kotler.

Her post on why people should boycott Whole Foods was a major YAWN and the readers of the TFC begged Bonnie to go back to talking about Kate, because at least that was interesting to read.

It's clear to us here at Burn Book that Bonnie is obsessed with the life of a former friend who is more sucessful than she is. We wish that she'd focus on her administrative assistant job or her cat sitting job instead of starting shit with someone online.

Bonnie has been in San Francisco for four years and has left a wake of former friends in her path. She is regarded as a hot mess by most of those people. If you see her, run in the opposite direction, this is a viper best left in the nest.

Someone needs to take this girl's computer away.



5 comments:

  1. Get your own idea and list. The Burn List is the real burn list of the famous and not so famous!

    http://theburnlist.wordpress.com

    You've been Burned!

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  2. Only two people besides me have this picture of Bonnie (which I like to call "Captain Safety Thinks About Driving the Short Bus"). One is Bonnie.

    That narrows down the choices of who is the author of this blog dramatically. If you think about it. And, who was there the night that this particular photo was taken.

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  3. On behalf of the people mentioned in the blog, could you please take it down now?

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